Last week I was in Costa Rica. Here's a quick (visual) run down of what I learned
This is where Costa Rica is.
|No, seriously. I didn't know until I got on the plane.|
Zip lining isn't all that exciting. Also, the outfit you wear squeezes your testicles until they are roughly the shape of bananas.
|It's pretty much the same outfit you wear while skydiving.|
|One form of tobacco is made of dead frogs.|
|"And this cigarette cures impotence!"|
Special Bonus Wisdom: Cream soda is made from pineapples, bananas, lemons, and grapefruit.
|It has to be true. They wouldn't put it on the label if it wasn't!|