|OMG, that looks just like you!|
|Hm, BEING A JACKASS isn't on this one. Guess it doesn't work for Trump.|
If you want to be more successful at work, you should ignore your friends, stop eating, or hire a bunch of nannies to take care of your kids. If you want to be really successful, you'll turn off two burners. And if you want to be at the top of your field...
|Like a college student, the successful all cook on a camping stove.|
|Those who fall asleep while smoking and the successful have something in common.|