This is my couch. It's a three-piece sectional from Crate & Barrel that measures 8.5' x 3.5'. There's some fraying from cat love, but it's a lovely maroon and fits comfortably in any corner. It goes nicely with the carpet, don't you think?*
* CARPET NOT INCLUDED
The most important thing about this couch is: I've spent the last ten years carefully turning it into an aromatherapy device.
If you're unfamiliar with aromatherapy, it's a... Uh... Therapy. Wikipedia says aromatherapy can improve general "well-being." Well, being a guy trying to give away a couch before the new one arrives in a couple days, I completely agree.
When you sit on this couch, your well-being will be improved. When you take it away, my well-being will be improved. So, win-win.
You may ask what aromas I infused. I've eschewed the traditional lemongrass, lavender, and other boring herbal essential oils. I have infused it with the essential oils of sexy musk.
That's right, it smells like me. I've slept on that couch dozens of times, sometimes on hot nights, sometimes naked. I've sat on that couch for countless hours after bean-heavy meals. It was difficult work, but now this couch will make you as hale and hearty as me: an atrophied, middle-aged white guy with irritable bowels and a propensity to sweat.
Let me know soon. I'm expecting a lot of offers.