Here's some things I saw this week I just had to take pictures of.
Best Parents Ever?
At the Valley Fair Shopping Center in Santa Clara, California is a "family restroom." The hallway leading to the restroom is decorated with tiles, hand-painted by young children. In the midst of pictures of trees and environmental warnings, I found this tile.
|"have you seen my ztapler?"|
I walk around in my house wearing socks (and nothing else). The other day, I stepped on something sharp. When I finally found it in the carpet, I thought it was a sharp seed pod. However, on closer examination, it revealed itself to be a tiny dragon skull.
|Dragons live among us, and they're teensy!|
Half a Man
I woke one morning to a day warm and sunny enough to open the front door and let the breeze flow through the house. I was greeted by the sight of the head and shoulders of a man, someone had inconsiderately left on my front walk.
|"Um, Dad, do I have to clean that up?"|
|I found this more disturbing than my original assumption.|
I really don't have much to say here that isn't covered by the title.
|Moments later, she mauled my child.|
You know how those old kid's cereal ads used to say "It's part of this balanced breakfast!" and show you a picture of a complete meal that would be healthier without the cereal?
|"Nutritional supplements are BS!"|