We all know it's not for my brilliant humor.
We all know it's not for my incisive political treatises.
We all know it's not for my moving stories of personal anguish.
It's the hair. You're here to see what color I did this year.
Well, I'll cut to the point. Hair you go. You don't want to mousse this. I hope you like my style of humor. Hope you don't dye laughing. Hope you like the final product. Are you feeling curlish?
Okay, I'm out of hairstyling jokes.
Jeez, I'm looking more and more like Bob from Twin Peaks as I get older.
|My last visit to the red lodge. Sadly, right after the red wedding.|
|She put the woosh on my head on purpose. I think it's revenge for something I said.|
Here's what that looks like.