I decided to become a famous novelist. Turns out there aren't many of them either. I started a Twitter account and...
Well, you get the idea. My therapist says I should accept that I'll never be famous, so I fired her. I finally realized my humor works best in the short form.
|The short form.|
- Get some random pictures
- Put your old Tweets on top of them
- Stick your blog address in the corner
The big question now: where do I put all the money that's going to roll in?