I haven't been able to think of much that's funny these days. Sure, there are twice as many GOP candidates as there are Friday the 13th movies and the anti-vax, anti-GMO, anti-evolution, anti-abortion, and anti-global warming evidence groups are still funny.
It's just that I've done those to death. It's just that I couldn't think of a fresh topic anymore.
Note to self: rip off Hot Topic by starting another store full of crummily-made, pre-teen crap called "Fresh Topic."
Anyway, I was despondent about writing this blog and then... Something struck me like a gold brick hitting a bowl of jello perched atop Donald Trump's hair.
(Just try and get that image out of your head now.)
Coffee. I was struck by coffee. Actually, I was struck by the labels on coffee.
Bear with me here. Watch this video.
Anyway, look at these:
So, here's my idea for a dating filter. Ask women (or gay man) what kind of coffee they like and apply it to find the right guy. Do you like them:
Intense, bold, and full bodied?
With a hint of dark chocolate?
Rich and nutty?
Intense and smoky?
Beautiful with bright notes?
Rustic and satisfyingly earthy?
Buttery and fragrant?
Yeah, okay, the analogy only goes so far.