(My nurse friends are telling me elopement means "trying to run away." They're also telling me I don't have any nurse friends.)
In any case, I have come up with a more comprehensive list of codes hospitals should implement immediately.
Indigo - Birthday party!Did I miss anything?
Teal - No clean scrubs
Chartreuse - Terrible taste in clothes
Cheetah - Needs to be restrained
Lion - Lies about medical history
Monkey - Excessive body hair/terrible odor
Platinum - Wealthy patron
Palladium - Radioactive/The Hulk
Romulan - Geek
Black - Shot by police officer
White - Into NASCAR
Delta - Obese
TARDIS - Has two hearts
Bright - Reads I Can Write Funny regularly