Before you read anything else, watch this video. If you don't have a high speed internet connection you can wait.
Don't scroll down. That's cheating. I spent a heck of a long time putting it together; I expect you to see it.
Originally, Master Markowitz ("Stop calling me 'master'") was planning on having me do a side kick to break the boards. After a few tries it became clear that I'm as tight as Pat Robertson at a GLAAD convention.
|Well, until some hot guy gets a few drinks into him.|
In the end, I broke four boards: two with my fist and two "knife hand."
|No, that's not what I meant.|
|"I don't understand. We were married 44 years."|
In any case: another (big) regret down.
Next week: fingernails!