Aren't these better than the originals? Take "Dawn of the Plan." Either it's about a jewelry heist (but the thieves never get past the planning stage) or it's a movie about a young woman named Dawn escaping an extremist religious cult: The Plan.
Compare this to the original film: "Dawn of the Planet of the Apes" is about apes and humans killing each other over... Er. I can't really remember why there was killing. I just remember it was two hours of general crankiness.
|BTW, General Crankiness was not a great guy to serve under.|
|The term "awful mess" comes to mind.|
Transformers: Age 0 - A heartwarming animated film about the birth of Cybertron, starring Baby Transformers. Awwww.
Transformers: Ag! - A film about the last moments of Michael Bay, who was strangled just as he was about to pitch his idea for Transformers 5.
Deliver Us from Evi - The sad tale of children leaving their home in Evi, New York and travelling by "orphan train" to find families in the old west.
How to Train Your D - The Muppets teach you phonics!
X-Men: Days of Futu - The X-Men... Uh... There's this guy named Futu. He's an evil mutant with calendar based powers. No. No, Futu is a new mutant-killing... Er. Yeah, I got nothing.