You know how there's always that one mom, sobbing in a corner on the first day of school?
"They grow up too fast," she moans. Yeah, that's not me. I've been waiting six and a half freaking years for this day. Those were the longest years of my life, next to the two I spent watching Cirque Du Soleil's Dralion.
|Six hours of guys jumping through hoops. Cirque's not trying anymore.|
Here's choice #1:
Unfortunately, considering how much I usually get done when I have free time, perhaps song choice #2 is more appropriate:
In any case, I think this is the real song being sung by parents everywhere this week: