You scare me. See a therapist and keep away from matches.
You get minus a bajillion points. All medicine has done is overpopulate the planet by saving the lives of people too stupid not to step on rusty nails.
- THE WHEEL
You're an idiot. First of all, you need more than one wheel to do anything. Second of all, we now have things called airplanes that make wheels look stupid.
|Well, until their wheels break.|
Speaking of airplanes, the correct answer was TVs ON AIRPLANES. I've flown four times with children this month, and nothing is better than a TV pointed at your kids when they're strapped to a seat for six hours.
I usually pull out my laptop and
I've had tags and they freak me out enough to make me snip them off with cuticle nippers. If there was a medicine to get rid of them, I would rush out and buy eight gallons. However, after a moment I noticed something. Did you catch it? Here's a hint:
Did you catch it? Here's another one:
See? Let me make it clear:
It says "DRAMATIZATION." Pop quiz: what does dramatization mean? Write your answers down on the palm of your hand using a kitchen knife or straight razor. Did you carve:
- A PERFORMED PLAY
Well, technically correct, but jeez did you cut all those words into your palm?
- OW OW OW!
Yeah, I can imagine that hurts. Next time just say "Ow ow ow!" instead of carving it into your skin.
- TOTAL BS
Ding! We have a winner!
No, they couldn't, because it doesn't work. Tag Away is a homeopathic medicine. Pop quiz: what does homeopathic mean? Think real hard. Did you guess:
Yes! Excellent work.
- FAKE MEDICINE