Once there was a woman who could never throw anything away. She wasn’t a collector, she just hated the thought of getting rid of something she might need some day.
Finally, after her husband bugged her enough, she decided to organize her things and throw some of it away. However, she couldn’t figure out how to decide what to keep and what to get rid of. She asked her husband for advice.
“Take everything you haven’t used in a year and put it in the trash,” he suggested.
So she put his penis in the garbage can.