Dear Toxic Waste Guys,
I realize your lives are difficult. I mean, what with trying to make a profit and dealing with regulations, you must have almost no time to count all your money. Still, I think you should reconsider your strategy.
Recently, I was visiting a park with my son's class as part of a field trip. We saw many things, including this disgusting display of pollution on a bridge:
Later, as I am blessed with the bladder of a mouse, I found this in the lavatory:
Seriously, guys, you need to find a new career. If you have to take your waste, load it onto a truck, drive out to a national park, carry it down a nature trail, and dump it in a toilet... Well, there are easier ways to make money. Digging ditches sounds easier.