I’ve got this space on the top of my shield for a motto. I’m trying to think one up while I’m painting it and begging people to assign me quests for next week.
No, seriously, I’m begging to help people. I mentioned it to my hygienist while she was cleaning my teeth yesterday. She joked “you want to come over and clean my house?” and I screamed “YES! PLEASE! WHEN CAN I COME OVER?”
She still said no. Go figure.
Anyway, I’ve got to come up with something for a motto, preferably in a cool, foreign language. So far, this is what I’ve come up with:
Vérité partout où elle mène.French: Truth, wherever it leads.
Post multum temporis ibi perficere.Latin: There’s plenty of time to finish it later.
Mein Schwanz ist größer als deine.German: My penis is bigger than yours.
Jestem osłem i dumny.Polish: Jackass and proud of it.
Questo spazio lasciata intenzionalmente in bianco.Italian: This space intentionally left blank.
Trong một thời gian tốt, gọi NancyVietnamese: For a good time, call Nancy.
Weet jy hoe lank dit geneem het om die skild verf?Afrikaans: Do you know how long this shield took to paint?
What do you think?