I can only imagine how people came up with these.
"Hey, you know Cadbury Creme Eggs?"
"Those creepy things that are like a real, raw egg?"
"Yeah, I think I know a way to make them creepier."
"That is an excellent idea."
I've frequently posted my opposition to organic food being labelled as a healthier option. However, I found this carrot in the store and I've been swayed. What disturbing, genetic modification has been done to make our carrots split like this? It looks like a person's legs. Or maybe a squid. I don't know what it looks like, but it gives me the willies.
Oh, wait, I'm told carrots just do that. Ew.
I realize we have the best trained and armed military in the world. I realize we've got the insurgency in the Middle East on the run. However, are we so confident of our success that we need to issue our soldiers SNUGGIES?