Friday, October 5, 2012

Neal for City Council

Every day, I drive past a sign.  It says: "Neal for City Council" in big, red and blue letters.

(Note: I'm sick and tired of red, white, and blue political signs.  The next presidential candidate who uses anything other than those colors in their campaign wins my vote, even if they're with the American Murder Matthew Party.)

Next to those words is a picture of Neal.  Neal is dressed in a cowboy hat and...  Well, look at the picture above.  What do you call that?  A cowboy shirt?  Line dancing attire?

I don't know what Mr. Neal Whoever's qualifications are (or even what his last name is), but I'm sure they include riding, branding, and lassoing.  The only problem is he's running for City Council in Silicon Valley.  Unless he can ride, brand and lasso a relational database or ECMI Chipset, he's not going to get the job.

What Neal needs is a new hat.  Here's some suggestions.

Are we not Neal?
Don't be crabby, vote for Nealy!
Neal is a real weiner!

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