Thursday, August 23, 2012

Three Disturbing Things I Saw Yesterday

Yesterday was a disturbing day.  Well, it was a more disturbing day than most of mine are.  I encountered three Disturbing Things.  The first:
It's an old man sleeping at McDonalds.  My apologies for the quality of the picture, but it's hard to take a picture of an old man passed out in a public place without people getting mad at you.  I kept trying to sneak a pic of him before people started throwing things at me, but this is the best I could do.

My hope was I could make a recurring meme out of it.  You know, something like:
Sleeping old man at McDonalds says: Toshiba Laptops are my Sominex!
Yeah, doesn't really work with a blurry pic, does it?

The next two Disturbing Things were at Target.  The first was this bookshelf:

Yes, that's right.  It's a Target porn rack.  First they started selling the Fifty Shades books, now look what's underneath:

Target has moved up to the A.N. Roquelaire novels, which are about what would have happened to Sleeping Beauty if Prince Charming had been a rapist from a kingdom of rapists and...  Never mind, you really don't want to know.

I thought Target couldn't sink any lower, and then I saw this:
That's right, the Hulk SUV.  I never thought I'd see something stupider than the Spider Man ATV, but there it is.  I'll let Sleeping Old Man express my disgust:

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