Yesterday I posted a set of delightfully Victorian pictures depicting that the greatest moments in a woman's life were almost entirely based around getting married. They're absurd, but it's an attitude that's still around. At one wedding I remarked how silly it was that we put so much emphasis on weddings and the server told me (very firmly) that the wedding is the greatest moment in a woman's life.
Anyway, I figured I should follow up with my proposed suggestions for the greatest moments in a man's life.
His First Car
The Back Seat of His First Car
His First Job
His First Job from His Mistress
His Midlife Crisis
His Happy Retirement
See? I covered men and women. Let no one accuse me of being sexist.