Last night I spent a while scraping dried cat poop off the floor. Making matters worse, the cats had moved a paper groceries bag over the poop and someone had stepped on it, making it into a hard, brown smear. After I castigated the cats (which would make a great band name, by the way) I went to get disinfectant. When I returned I found the cats had put a new, plastic bag over the poop.
At first, I was angry at them, but then I realized the wisdom in what they had done. Wouldn’t the world be a better place if we just put bags over everything that’s shit?