Thursday, August 16, 2012

Cat Poop Wisdom

Last night I spent a while scraping dried cat poop off the floor.  Making matters worse, the cats had moved a paper groceries bag over the poop and someone had stepped on it, making it into a hard, brown smear.  After I castigated the cats (which would make a great band name, by the way) I went to get disinfectant.  When I returned I found the cats had put a new, plastic bag over the poop.

At first, I was angry at them, but then I realized the wisdom in what they had done.  Wouldn’t the world be a better place if we just put bags over everything that’s shit?

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