Recently a friend posted that there were a lot of women at his church, but he didn’t feel comfortable asking them out in that venue. He insisted there’s no good pickup line you can use in a church.
Christian: Maybe it’s the blood of Christ talking, but you look amazing.
Muslim: I don’t know which direction Mecca is. Can I pray towards you?
Hindu: The whole world is a single family, but I’d consider incest for you.
Jewish: You’re one of my chosen people.
Buddhist: If I can’t receive enlightenment, can I become one with you?
Atheist: I don’t believe in God, but you were divinely created.
Wiccan: Are you a curse? I’d love you to come back to me six times.
Unitarian: I’m searching for spiritual growth. I grow a lot when I look at you.