|This man was injured so you could be free. Now I'm going to ridicule you for having that freedom.|
Listen to kids recite it in school one day. They recite it like a song, all with the same cadence, the same emphasis, the same emotionless tone. It's almost like the kids become mindless automatons while they say it. Maybe we could let the kids modify the Pledge to fit their own personality.
*GASP* What was I thinking?
Oh, no, of course not. What would people say if our children didn't act like hypnotized subjects of a science-fiction dystopia every morning in class?
|This is what we do to atheists who don't say the "under God" part.|
|I'm a self-important jingoistic moron! But I voted for tax cuts, so this guy can't get health care!|
|Ever since "no child left behind" we have enough money to sponsor homeless vets!|
|Since your parents can't make PTA meetings I plan to humiliate you instead of teach.|
|Governor Walker broke up our union. So here's your new P.E. teacher.|