When I was young, I had a copy of The Story About Ping, and I loved it. I liked birds, and I liked the cute story about the fuzzy, yellow duckling.
Ping lives with his family on a boat in China. Every day, they're let out to search for food, and are called to return. The last duck on the boat is smacked on the back as punishment.
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The moral of the story? Accept your punishments. There's one other moral. Can you guess what it is? Here's a hint. Why do you think his owners keep ducks?
|Another helping of Peking Ping?|
- Accept your punishments.
- Some day your parents are going to eat you.
|Good night Sue! Oh, and could you hold this apple in your mouth while you sleep?|