A while ago, a friend of mine (Hi Elly!) described my blog as me writing about “things that annoy him.” I argued with that definition. My blog is not about things that annoy me; it’s about me being funny! It’s about being funny by making fun of other people… who… annoy me…
Here’s two things that have been pissing me off today.
Thing One: Obama OsamaA group of Navy Seals have made an ad about how President Obama didn’t kill Osama bin Laden, our soldiers did.
The problem with this argument is that it works both ways. Osama bin Laden evaded the United States for years. Does that mean our soldiers failed until then? On September 11th, terrorists flew airplanes into buildings. Does that mean our Air Force interceptor pilots failed? What about the three thousand people the New York firefighters couldn’t rescue? Did the firefighters fail, too?
I don’t mean to condone Obama’s playing the “dead terrorist card,” but you have to admit it’s better than the “living terrorist card.”
|Worst game of Go Fish ever.|
Sir, I think you’re an idiot, sir.
I’m sure you know the old adage: “There are no bad students, only bad teachers.”
This is what most leading scientists call “a load of horseshit.”
- A few students work very hard. It’s the duty of a teacher to give them as much information and encouragement as possible and then stand the hell back.
- A few students don’t know what they’re doing. In this case, a teacher should give them structure, guidance, and push them forward.
- The rest of the students couldn’t give a fuck. They don’t show up to class. They don’t do homework. They send messages to their friends during lectures and discussions.
If I may quote a man I admire greatly (me):
“No, I’m not going to fail you. I’m going to let life do it for me.”