Upon arriving at the pub, we found it to be packed wall-to-wall with people. The head bartender came out to explain that the soccer game had gone into double overtime and then "penalties." I don't know what penalties are, but they take for frigging ever to complete. An hour later, the crowd filtered out, and we were able to go inside.
I ordered six pints of bitter (which the server misheard as six pitchers of bitter), and we began the performance. Two people filmed the sketch, and I patched them together using Microsoft's disappointing, but free, video editing tool. It's hard to hear, but the script is at this link if you want to follow along.
|Birthday cake #1: the traditional princess cake. The 42 has a double meaning. The exclamation point was added by the bakery for no readily apparent reason.|
|Cake #2: the less traditional chocolate cake. Don't Panic has no double meaning. The exclamation point, once again, added by the Prolific Oven free of charge and without request.|