Monday, April 2, 2012

Onion Reader Thought Headline Funny, Disappointed by Article

Randall Finkless reads another disappointing article in The Onion
Randall Finkless of Newport, Maryland was deeply disappointed by an article in this week’s The Onion.

“I thought the headline was really funny, but when I went to read the article it wasn’t funny at all.  It was just like they repeated the joke in the headline over and over again.” Finkless said, then added.  “The Onion has funny headlines, but the articles aren’t funny.  The Onion has funny headlines, but the articles aren’t funny.  The Onion has funny headlines, but the articles aren’t funny.”

When asked where he would go for his fake news in the future, Mr. Finkless said: “I don’t know.  The Daily Show, I guess.  I heard Cracked is funny.”

When asked for a statement, Cracked responded that this was one of ten things they wouldn’t comment on.

2 comments:

Anonymous said...

Boy, it's the fuckin' truth, ain't it?

Matthew Kagle said...

Yes it is. Yes it is. It is, yes.