|"Would you like some arsenic in your drink?"|
Oh, no, wait, that's Kirk Cameron's Blog.
When I was at Chevys a few days ago and noticed these creepy illustrations, I just had to share. They are completely crazy. Note that I have not modified the images in any way other than to crop them. I wanted to let their absolute, nutball-wackiness come through.
Suicidal Club Man
|That's gonna hurt.|
Is picking broken glass out of your face a Mexican tradition? Did he wander away from his party and is loose on the streets, whacking everything he comes across? And what's up with the goofy moustache? Only the Chevys therapist knows for sure.
Masked Wedgie Dad
|Just what every fish wants, a worm in a bottle.|
Can you find some sense of dignity?
No kid, I'm not going to try to find your animals. I'm just going to back away from you and not make direct eye contact.