|"Who put the porn on my crystal ball?"|
|In memory of Gary Gygax.|
I have three things that I always wear. Without them, I feel naked. I just had the buckle repaired, after not wearing it for several years so, in my mind, I’ve been naked in front of you for a long time.
Think about that the next time you invite me over for lunch.
|And we all know how uncomfortable that movie was.|
Forged in the Demon Pits of Ur, the Dragon Belt Buckle…
|Most people don't see it from this angle.|
Forged in the silversmith classes of Cape Cod, Massachusetts, the dragon belt buckle was made for me by my father. I wore it for years.
In college, friends told me to get rid of it; they insisted it was the reason I was single and alone. In hindsight, it was probably less to do with the belt buckle itself and more to do with the fact I told people it was the focus of the mystical dragon force that granted me powers to defend the weak.
|"Hey, that’s my shtick!"|
When I got married, I wanted to have a unique wedding ring. A shop called Ida’s Gems and Designs boasted interesting wedding rings and the owner was impressed with an idea I sketched out.
|I have to wear it in this direction. If I wear it the other way, my Blackmoor gets caught in my Greyhawk.|
The WatchThe problem with having a ring that’s made of platinum and red gold (rose gold, if you’re a woman) is finding other accessories that match it.
|And this outfit chafes.|
|My watch also comes pre-equipped with Robert Downey Junior.|
After three years, I found an authorized dealer nearby and dropped it off for maintenance. The guy called me back the next day.
So, next time you see me, check to see if I have all three on. If not, I’m naked.
|And now it's a running gag.|