This is a large, green, fabric suitcase. It’s a good shade of green, dark enough so it doesn’t make you look silly, bright enough to stand out on a baggage carousel.
It was part of a two-piece set, but the other suitcase’s handle broke. We kept it for a while, thinking we might need it for travel emergencies, but nothing ever came up. What would a travel emergency be?
|“Honey, the FBI called. They need me to sit on a beach in Acapulco right now. I’d take the Samsonite luggage, but they tell me dark green suitcases scare Al Qaeda.”|
No, not terrorists! Not terrorists. They’re just meditating.
|Meditating on murder!|
|"Do you have a cat?"|
Sorry, I mean, meditate. Meditate in peace. We all know how Zen cats are…
When they’re not trying to kill you.