When I was in college, I realized my life was going nowhere, and I needed a career. As one of the biggest donors to the school invented the slogan "Coke is it!", and I had an "in" at an advertising agency (Doner), I figured I'd try my hand out in advertising.
To prove my suitability as an intern, I created a few ads that were new twists on old ones (companies need to change their image in subtle ways from time to time) and submitted them. Here's what I came up with.
|Coke is it! [Note: "IT" is defined as: sugar, water, carbolic acid, and caramel coloring.]|
|A Diamond is Forever. But statistics say your marriage will last 8 years.|
|What would you do for a Klondike Bar? Besides, you know, going to a STORE.|
|i'm lovin' it until my heart attack|
|Taste the rainbow. [List of artificial colors I don't want to type again.]|