Monday, March 5, 2012

Big (Dead) Breitbart

Andrew Breitbart was a powerful journalistic force who changed the face of politics as we know it.  He created a series of journalistic websites to challenge the lies we face every day.  Big Journalism challenged the mainstream liberal media.  Big Government challenged the excesses of over-regulation.  Big Hollywood challenged the liberal media elite.  Big Peace challenged…



Breitbart was heroically planning another website, heroically challenging the status quo to bring you the real truth, when he was heroically cut down in his prime by overdosing on drugs.

Sadly, we will never see the new website come to fruition.  However, through my dubious contacts in Big Breitbart, I can show you what he had planned.

That's right.  Big NOAA.
For far too long, the fat cats at the National Oceanic and Atmospheric Administration has been pulling the wool over your eyes.  Breitbart’s Big NOAA site was going to break news stories every week.  Some examples:
Sea Corals Report: Is Obama Putting Fish Above You?

Solar Flares: The Global Warming Conspiracy from Obama

Methane and Benzene Pollution: Another Obama Hoax

So sad he was cut down in his prime.
(No, seriously, he was less than a year older than me.  YIKES!)

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