Since when did Wonder Woman fly?
|Probably learned to fly just to get away from The Flash.|
When I was a kid, I used to watch the old, live action Wonder Woman show with Lynda Carter. Lynda’s powers were well defined: she was strong and fast.
|And her outfit gave me some wild dreams.|
|Interesting trivia: the creator of Wonder Woman invented both the lie detector and BDSM.|
|In retrospect, it looked pretty stupid.|
Director: So, we need Wonder Woman to fly around the world when she fights crime. We’d like her to have some kind of futuristic jet.
Studio: I don’t know. That sounds expensive. We’d have to make a model because we haven’t invented computer animation yet.
Director: What if we made the plane invisible? You know, a cloaking device like from that recent television show, Star Trek.
Studio: We’d still have to build a cockpit. What if the whole plane was invisible?
You have to wonder, though, how does she read the instruments? I mean, say she’s flying in a fog and the radar says she’s about to crash into a mountain. How would she know? BOOM. No more plane.
Maybe that’s why she gave up the invisible jet and started flying: too many mountains around her house.