I was going to write a long introduction to this piece about how I went to a Rite Aid this weekend and took pictures of some of the insane stuff I found there. Let's face it, though; the title says it all.
Rite Aid seems to have two kinds of crazy things: unwanted toys they got from other companies who couldn't sell them and crap for nutballs. Today, I only have time to go over the first set of pictures, the toys.
Let us start with the worst.
|"That's right! I have a motorcycle!"|
|Really, a Spidey Jeep.|
Don't fall into this trap! If you want to buy your kids a car based on a movie or character, buy them something that makes sense. For example, get this:
|A Cars car! What will they think of next?|
|"My kids will have loads of fun re-enacting the climactic final battle in Iron Man 2 with cars!"|
|"Power Rangers! Bow before my boob cones!"|
|"Bow to me or I shall poke you in the eye!"|
|Sadly, it's too late for her.|