I am not a fan of ice cream. Don't get me wrong, it's nice and all, but it lacks... Well, it lacks skill. A cake takes precision to make well, to balance out the layers and the frosting, and can be decorated into a thing of beauty. Cookies require shaping and sometimes cutting and decorating as well. I could go on and on...
Ice cream, on the other hand, is made by dumping a bunch of crap into a mixer and turning it on. It's a mushed up cold lump of frozen goop. Sure, ice cream is nice on a hot day, but it never rises to the level of artistry that other desserts have. Unless, of course, you count ice cream novelties. Ice cream novelties rock, and the best kind are Drumsticks.
|"No, sir. We do not have a Drumstick program."|
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