But I digress. My parents recently bought the gift pictured above for my children while they were at the craft store. It's a bunch of little icing decorations for a cake. If you look closely, you can see that all of the letters are bits of internet slang. I get most of these:
- LOL= Laugh Out Loud
- ROTFL = Roll On The Floor Laughing Out Loud
- BFF = Best Friends Forever
- Big Puffy Booty
- Best Pals with Benefits
- Bitch, Put it Back
Of course, it could mean "Be Right Back," but that would suggest that the fine people at Wilton had made a mistake and put a "P" where there should have been an "R;" that would make it less likely that they'll send me a letter of apology and free replacement.
It could also mean "Been Posted Before," but that would mean they hadn't made a mistake and I would, once again, not be getting free stuff.
Free stuff is like getting a present.