When I made contact with both the Newt Gingrich and Mitt Romney campaigns, they both assured me that the singer Bono would be paying for my services. At first I was confused as to what he had to do with politics, but I shrugged it off. As it turned out, what they meant was my work was "pro bono" and that I'd do it for free.
In a fit of anger, I decided to make ads for the Ron Paul campaign. However, I knew very little about Ron Paul other than the fact that he lacked a certain scientific understanding.
However, more research I did showed me that Ron Paul was running a distant third in the polls. I finally hit on the perfect ad to help Paul boost his numbers.