If you’re trying to decide who the most successful woman in ever was, it’s pretty easy: Queen Elizabeth. Nobody can argue with that.
|Judging from her picture, though, she might have been a dude.|
|Down side: bad moustache.|
|Down side: goofy last name.|
As I stated in an earlier post, it is part of a man’s genetic programming to have sex with as many women as possible. As great as Rockefeller and Borlaug were, they didn’t nail a lot of chicks. Taking male programming into account, there’s only one person who qualifies for the top slot.
|Down side: bad hat, but he could take it off.|
Think about it for a moment. Not only is Hefner rich and powerful, but he became so by defining what made a woman beautiful.
The definition: enormous fake breasts and lots of airbrushing.
If you haven’t read any of the recent accounts of Hef’s sex life, you should probably do so. Here’s a link to one. Come back when you’re done.
I know you’re thinking what I’m thinking:Anybody with money, charm, or looks can seduce a beautiful woman. Any man with money can pay to have sex with lots of prostitutes. Only Hefner can get women from all over the world to try to become his ideal woman, to throw themselves at him. Heck, Hefner even dated twins for a while.
|And, what's more, they were both okay with it.|
And, let’s face it, most of those men are gay.