There is no category for blogs. I've looked!
I decided to fold my blog into the "music" category. I don't like music of any kind and know nothing at all about writing a song; it was the perfect category for me!
My Kickstarter project is a music video. It's based on LL Cool J's "Mama Said Knock You Out." Check out the original:
Okay, so it needs some work. Also, I'd have to come up with a Kickstarter page and that will take some work, too. I hate work almost as much as music, so let's make a deal. If you get your friends to come to this page and boost my hits to, say, two hundred, I'll make a music video of this song.Just get in the bathtubI’ll wash behind your earsDon’t fake crying, you’re lying see here,It’s No More Tears on the shampoo.
So, stop the boo hoo.
Now start showerin’Don’t splash or I’m glowerin’No drama, if you get me wetI’ll yell for your mama.
Don’t you dare splash, on the ground
I don’t want to washThe floor with a towel. That ain’t nice.School says check for head lice.I’m gonna soap you up (HUH!)Mama said soap you up (HUH!)
Or, you know, send me $1,000. That works, too.