Guys, I want you to imagine something for a moment: You’ve been travelling in a foreign land and falsely convicted of a serious crime. With little hope of any reprieve, you are sent off to one of the most unpleasant prison camps on earth.
You are fed meals that are barely nutritious enough to keep you alive. You are assigned to hours of work, lifting heavy loads or running up and down stairs with messages. Your clothing is ill-fitting and uncomfortable, barely more than rags. Every day, the guards laugh and jeer at you and, if one of them takes issue with you, you can be forced to take drugs or undergo surgery. After years of this treatment, you receive a reward for your good behavior: you are allowed to have a girlfriend.Now answer this question. After years of starving, backbreaking work, and abuse, how good of a boyfriend do you think you would be?
|You were probably thinking "I'm in prison. What other choice do I have?"|
|And they're proud of it.|
I think we’d probably break up pretty quickly.
|Oooor, maybe that wouldn't be a good idea.|
|"Hey, you like Ron Paul, too? Are you free on Saturday?"|
And remember: you close your eyes when you kiss, you turn the lights off when you have sex. What does it matter what she looks like? It matters if you get along!