It’s time once again to look at the few meager search terms that people use to get to my site. When I look at these terms I try to figure out if I can use them to change my site into something that gets more hits.
So, here’s what I got:
Elfquest OrgyJeez, I post one picture from the comic and suddenly I’m the “go to site” for elf sex.
|I Can Write Funny: Your site for chicks with pointy ears?|
That would be the front room of my house right now.
|I really need that heater fixed.|
Again, I post one picture and people go crazy.
|I Can Write Funny: Your site for Felicia Day?|
Hm. Just soak it with gasoline and light it.
I Can Write Funny: Your site for burning junk.
I’d like to say I’m surprised, but I do have kids. Peepee is pretty common in my life, but I don’t want to make I Can Write Funny a site of taking pictures of kids’ wet beds.
Cake DrugsOkay, you need to be kept away from kids.
Julia LewisNot sure why you came here. I mean, she’s a good actress, but I don’t talk about her much. You think we could get Felicia Day in elf makeup to wrestle Julia Lewis on a pile of gold coins?
I Can Write Funny: Your site for obscure celebrity deathmatches.
You want your kids to go to school to learn to be Charlie Brown? Well, okay.
|Or is that Caillou?|
You want your kids to… Well, okay.
|You're a sick bastard.|
Ficus Benjamina Imagini
|I Can Write Funny: Your site for obscure horticulture? Monty Python jokes?|
No, what’s funny is that women try to work. Like, they think they’re men or something. Stupid chicks should stay at home and make babies. Ahahahahaha!
I Can Write Funny: Your site for sexist remarks.
Ew. No. We’re already looking into elves and gold and Julia Lewis, not creepy aliens in bad cartoons.
About BikinisThey’re these very small swim suits invented during the war to save on fabric.
Awesome Big Boobs BikiniWell, any bikini with big boobs is awesome.
Boobs NakedOh, come on, give it up. I’m not making this a nudie site.
Boobs Women Sexy TattoTatto? Who’s Tatto?
Breast Implant Before and After In ClothingWell, okay.
Broken Penis X RayEr, no. No. No.
Naked Keane BoobsWhat? No. Look...
|Here’s what she painted.|
Orbital SkydiveI’m thinking you’d probably burn up on entering the atmosphere, but go for it.
|I Can Write Funny: Your site for idiots dying in funny ways.|
My guess is: no. Hm. “I Can Write Funny: Your site for DIY…” No, I have no idea what you’re trying to do.
Who is Albert Forn? Is he related to Tatto?
Morals ToothTeeth have no morals. Haven’t you noticed how often they bite your tongue or cheek?!
52 Day AnimalsUh, what?
|I Can Write Funny: Your site for WTF?!|