There's something I don't get about Americans: boobs.
|I think I'll stop the t-shirt theme now.|
|Yeah, I can see my blog getting more popular now.|
|Seriously, why is this a problem to see in public?|
|Although the glare from her teeth makes them hard to see.|
|There's a joke here. It might take you a while to get it.|
|In fact, I always look like this on television. This is a picture of me on TV. Honest.|
|Ewwwww. Okay, lock them up.|
|She's single, guys!|
|Okay, this one isn't me. Seriously, I would never have an iPhone.|
Yeah, I may need to work the kinks out of this plan.