Translation for those who can't read the picture:
My parents paid my way through college. When I didn’t know what to do with my English degree, they paid for me to go to grad school for another English degree. I worked as a highly-paid technical writer, but was bored, so I quit. I went into making video games, but was terrible at it. Now I am staying at home with the kids, while my wife makes a lot of money to support us. It’s so hard! The cleaners only come once a week. The baby sitter only comes every other day. Worst of all, nobody reads my blog! I am the 1%, but my life is tough, too! Kinda.