I don’t mean I hate making changes to my life or having the world become different. I love that. Doesn’t everyone?
|Little known fact: Death in tarot cards means change.|
|"Honey, the laundry is done!"|
Rolling coins is an all-evening activity. Here’s how it works:
First, you dump all the coins on the bed and get your kids to help you get all the non-coins out of the pile. There really should be a phrase for that. It’s like “treasure hunt,” but in reverse, because you’ve got a big pile of shiny coins and you have to dig through for all the old screws, paperclips, and earphone plugs.
|"Now if I can just move all this gold over to get to the rocks underneath."|
|My best guess.|
|Explains why they have a Jurassic Park dinosaur on the back.|
When you have enough, you get on your bike and take them down to the bank. Bank of America loves coins; they’ll deposit them right into your account without even looking at them! Not that I’d ever do something unscrupulous to Bank of America, because nobody can out-unscrupulous them.
Make sure you call ahead and make sure the bank is even open. Also, make sure they have lollipops for your son who biked down there with you.
What good is a bank without lollipops? See! I told you they were unscrupulous!