Okay, I do realize that she has done some pretty brain-dead things in her life. There’s the sex tape, the arrests, the panty-less pictures, the… Well, I can’t think of a single thing she’s done that could be construed as the act of a person who has a single, working brain cell. And that’s proof of how smart she is.
|"No, go ahead and tape me committing a felony."|
Really, though, there’s no way any single person could be this smart. This kind of planning and execution would require a team of people working nonstop. Paris Hilton must have a group of geniuses telling her what brain dead thing to do next.
|"What if she smokes a doobie?"|
Here’s my point. How many teams of super-geniuses could there possibly be? There can’t be enough teams to cover every Hollywood star. There could only be one team, meaning all of Hollywood is being run by a secret group of super-agents. I don’t mean the kind of agents who topple governments and shoot each other with guns hidden in their shoes. I mean talent agents. This team works out what stars get married and divorced. They plan when stars make sex tapes and get arrested for running people over. Everything stars do is carefully calculated to increase their popularity to one end: world domination.
|"I'm in love!"|