If you aren’t familiar with the Costa Rican Oxcart (and why aren’t you?), then you are missing out on a fascinating aspect of the culture of Costa Rica. You see, they take these oxcarts and they paint them and then they… Um… I don’t know. My son’s school seems to think they’re important, so we had to make one.
|They sell oxen in two-packs at Costco.|
|I tried this one, but he untied himself from the cart and went after Sarah Connor.|
|This may be what happened to the Donner Party.|
|What are those pointy things for, anyway?|
|Part of our cunning plan was to cut off its tail and shove a copper wire through its butt. You can tell its embarassed, can't you?|
|"No, take your time. Take all week. Nobody else here has anything more important to do."|
|Just wind them up and watch 'em... Er... Sit.|