Turn right at the next intersection.
Make a U-turn at the next intersection.
You idiot, now you have to make a U-turn at the next intersection.
Are you even listening? Turn around!
You want to play with me? Fine, I just deleted the email with your flight information. HA!
-Google Maps for Android
On the way down to the wedding, my brother and I noticed the oddest shaped building. I insisted it was a church, but it turned out to be the National Museum of the Marine Corps. On our last day, it turned out we couldn’t go on the excursions we had hoped to go on (we were going to hit the resting places of both Stonewall Jackson’s arm and Benedict Arnold’s leg and do an experiment), so we did the Marine Museum instead.
By the time we arrived at the museum, I was worried about missing my flight, but knew I couldn’t return without gifts for my kids. Every delay began to grate on my nerves. I couldn’t find parking because the parking lot was packed with police cars.
|Dude, that's like THREE SPACES!|
|I tried to be a sneaky photographer, but my finger betrayed me.|
|Had to pass on the hats.|
|Oooh! How much is that?|
Finally, I turned on my handy dandy Google Maps GPS. Now, a normal GPS would take me on a trip like this:
|Man, that's too easy.|
Google decided to take me on a trip like this:
|Now THAT'S more like it.|
And I had to stop for gas.
And I had to return the car.
And I had to book more room so I could fit in my seat.
Well, that’s about it. I made it in spite of everything. However, it’s funnier if you think of me missing it. Maybe I'm still in Virginia, looking for General MacArthur's left hand.