This year I resolve to:
- Lose weight. I'm not going to lose so much weight as to actually be satisfied and happy with my body. No, I'm going to lose a few pounds and then spend the rest of the year feeling fat and unaccomplished (but not so depressed as to make me decide to go on a diet.)
- Complete a project. I'm not going to complete the projects that I really need to complete or the ones that are the most important. I'm going to complete the little, easy ones that I don't really care about.
- Travel the world. Not the whole world, mind you. Just the part from my house to work and back again.
- Conserve fuel. The fuel I want to conserve is in a red, plastic container in my shed. I used to use it to fill up the lawn mower, but if I just sit on the couch, I'll never use it up.