So, I have Google Analytics up for this blog. Why? Because I like knowing that my audience (all both of you) are paying attention. One day, when I finally pass into that giant pop-up toaster in the sky, you'll know I'm gone within 24 hours because I haven't posted. If I can't keep your attention, it could be weeks before you notice I'm dead, so I have to keep your attention.
GA has this nice feature where it shows you what search terms people entered and ended up with your site. Mine are:
1. "estate auction" blogspot
2. death watch beetle in costco chair
3. does "music rot your brain"
4. katy perry ice blue hair
I must admit, I'm a bit perplexed by these results. #3 and #4 I can kind of get. I did several pieces on blue hair and even mentioned Katy Perry. I also mentioned how much I hate music, especially sung by children. However the first two have me flummoxed. Did I ever mention an estate auction? And what the flying heck is a death watch beetle costco chair?
Yeah, that last one has me freaked out. Isn't the deathwatch beetle supposed to warn you of an upcoming death? Maybe I just took the movie Practical Magic too seriously. Wait, does this search term mean the beetle is warning me I'm going to die in a Costco chair?!
Quick! Google Analytics! Tell me they're still reading! Aaaaarrrrrgggg!