INT. HOUSE - DAY
Welcome. This is my first
production video for Vacuum
Genesis's first title. (beat) Now,
I know the first question you have
in your mind when you see a video
by the CEO of a new company
promoting a new game.
IMAGE: Who is he?
Yes, you want to know about me.
Who am I? How did I become so
beautiful while still having time
to start a groundbreaking new
company? (beat) Well, it wasn't
easy. I've spent countless years
cultivating my natural beauty.
When I reached the pinnacle of
human attractiveness, I made the
next obvious step in my evolution:
the video game industry.
IMAGE: What is this game?
First of all, I don't think of it
as a game. This is more of an
experience. A game experience.
No, wait, not a game experience.
An interactive experience. No,
wait, that doesn't even capture it.
It's too emotional, too gripping
for that. It's an
IMAGE: What is this emotigripperactive experience?
Unfortunately, what we've created
is so fresh, so new, so
groundbreaking, I can't tell you
anything about it. Not even the
name. All I can tell you is the
code name, which are the first
letters of every word in the title.
The code name is M.M.C.U.H.H.H.
And that's about all I can say.
Well, I guess I can talk about
genre. Now there's several kinds
of games. There's first person
shooters like Doom.
IMAGE: Doom cover
There's adventure games, such as
And... Well, that's really all
there are. Just the two genres,
really. So, I tried to figure out
where our game, I mean our
emotigipperive, (emoti.. emoti...)
ME looks through his notes and reads.
Right. Well, I had to figure out
where it fits. And I realized I
had to come up with a new genre.
Since this breaks all boundaries
created by those games. This is
completely new. This is
groundbreaking. So, I had to
create my own genre. I call it.
Image: BEST GAME GENRE
The "best genre." Because that's
what this is. So think of this
genre as like Doom and Myst, but
better than them, and also on
Facebook, which is why it's also
not like other games.
IMAGE: Want to know more?
Of course you want to know more,
but you'll have to wait. In a few
weeks I'll be able to tell you
more. Maybe. If I feel you've
brought enough viewers for me to
think you worthy. (beat)
Bring your friends, your family,
your enemies, homeless people on
the street. Bring them here. Get
them to join this channel and
maybe. MAYBE. I'll tell you more.
(beat) You can also go to the
Or send me an email at my private
IMAGE: email@example.com OR
See you soon.