Yes, my last post was an April Fools joke.
Yes, I know it wasn't very funny. It was funny to me. I like the idea of someone making a "Bump N Jump" movie. I like the idea of someone hiring me to write it even more.
Yes, I know that the failure of the "Speed Racer" movie and the fact that it's an obscure video game pretty much eliminate the chance that I'll ever write it. Still, it was kinda good, wasn't it? I like writing trailers.
No, I'm not bitter that I didn't get invited to the White House like SOME other blogger did.
Maybe just a little bitter.