Of course, since we're technically in preproduction, I can't tell you who bought it. I can't tell you who is going to star or direct or any of that helpful stuff; my contract forbids it. However, my lawyer (Peter) looked the contract over and it said nothing about links. Nor is there anything about the posting of any movie trailer I just happened to write.
EXT. RACE START - DAWN A large number of RACE CARS are lined up for a race on a crumbling piece of abandoned highway. Several DRIVERS, helmeted and wearing protective suits, are getting in their cars. On either side of the track are BLEACHERS, improvised from old cars and wooden boxes, filled with a small but enthusiastic crowd. CONTROLLER (V.O.) The Alta Muerta is the most dangerous race in the world. Half of the racers crash in the first leg. A third of them die. Our HERO, a handsome racer wearing an all black suit with no decoration save for a yellow exclamation point design on his back, walks to his car and looks down at it for a moment. HERO (V.O.) I don't care. I have to win. The CAR is an amazingly sleek, futuristic vehicle. It looks like it could fly. The letters BPJ-1000 are stenciled into the side. Our Hero puts his helmet on. INT. LABORATORY OFFICE - EARLIER Our HERO sits in a gleaming office made of glass walls and chrome. Outside the office is a giant factory/lab where robots are assembling cars. The CONTROLLER, a slender woman in a lab coat who looks like she could kill a tiger with her disapproval, sits across from him. CONTROLLER Then we can give you the car to do it. EXT. RACE START - DAWN A young MODEL carrying a flag stands in front of the lines of cars and holds the flag up. The cars gun their engine. The HERO'S CAR sits in the middle of the pack, near the front, but two sets of cars back. The model lowers the flag and all the cars lurch forward. The TWO CARS in the middle bear down on the model, their drivers not caring if she's killed. She screams and crouches down, covering her head, futilely trying to protect herself. INT. FACTORY - EARLIER The CONTROLLER is walking the HERO through the factory floor. Sparks fall around them as the robots weld parts together all above and below them. CONTROLLER (V.O.) The BPJ-1000 is designed to anticipate and protect against any collision. EXT. RACE START- DAWN The BPJ comes up behind the TWO CARS bearing down on the young model. Metal plates pop out of the frame of the BPJ and rearrange themselves to protect its wheels as it slams into the back corner of the FIRST CAR. The First Car's tire blows and it spins out of control, slamming into the Second Car. Both cars crash to a halt, inches from the cowering model. She looks up just in time to see the Hero drive on. INT. FACTORY - DAY The HERO and CONTROLLER stand before the incomplete BPJ, watching the engine, crackling with strange, purple energy, being lowered into place. HER0 But is she fast? The Controller raises an eyebrow at him in bewilderment. EXT. RACECOURSE - MORNING The BPJ accelerates with a loud roar. It slaloms past several cars with ease. EXT. RACECOURSE - DAY The BPJ and several other CARS are jockeying for position. They come up behind a loaded DUMPTRUCK. Suddenly, the driver of the truck reaches out the window and pulls a black lever just in front of the door. The bed of the truck lifts up and SEVERAL TONS OF ROCKS Pour out of the back. The BPJ-1000 and one other CAR get out of the way in time. Two Cars don't and explode as they are buried in rocks. TITLE CARD: THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS DRIVERS EXT. OVERPASS - AFTERNOON The BPJ-1000 and several OTHER CARS drive through a complicated tangle of ramps. Cars veer off, following different offramps and others merge back in at right angles, crashing into other cars. TITLE CARD: THE WORLD'S MOST DANGEROUS TRACK The cars pass through a curve and face a giant CONSTRUCTION sign. All the cars but the BPJ veer off, following DETOUR signs. Inside, the HERO JAMS HIS FOOT DOWN ON THE ACCELERATOR. The car shatters through the construction sign as it accelerates. Ahead, there is a giant gap in the road over a vertiginous drop. The digital SPEEDOMETER REACHES 99. INT. FACTORY - EARLIER The CONTROLLER turns to look at the HERO, a rare smile of confidence on her lips. CONTROLLER Oh, there's one more thing. EXT. OVERPASS - AFTERNOON The speedometer reaches 100. A small exclamation point icon flashes next to the speedometer and the words "JUMP OK!" appear beneath it. The HERO reaches out to the dashboard and flips the red, protective cover off a dangerous looking button. TITLE CAR: THE WORLD'S GREATEST CAR Our Hero PUSHES THE BUTTON. Several small explosions erupt underneath the BPJ-1000 and the car launches itself into the air mere inches from the end of the road. As it sails, it tumbles end over end, as if doing a summersault and then lands with a crash on all four wheels on the other side of the gap. Our Hero SHIFTS And the car lurches away, now easily ahead of the other cars that fall in behind him from onramps. TITLE CARD: BUMP AND JUMP - THE MOVIE